so why worry?

I think this must be the derivation of the commonly used phrase now

?No Worries?

Picture the Car salesman viewing the queue of Customers waiting at the door come opening time?all he has to do is chant the personal mantra quietly to himself ?No Worries? and all will be well. Did you ever hear of a Car Salesman being lynched?

The gruesome details would make a grown man weep?I should know I was there!

Do you want the shortened version or the Directors Cut?

The fully unexpurgated version will be available shortly on the web site but it is being digitally enhanced as we speak? so here are just a few titbits to keep you amused:

Week One ? All Electrics Down

?No Can fix! Temporary replacement for booked holiday!

Month One? Front Shock Absorber ceases to Absorb!

Head Mechanic says there is no problem. Delighted when after insistence by customer that car be looked at there is a problem after all! Customers don?t know squat about Cars! That?s what you think!

Month Six? Steering Rack decides not to Steer any more!

Why should the Shocks have all the fun? Obviously didn?t like the way I took our local corner every day on two wheels! No Part available in Ireland ?so Coffee and Croissants for four days while car waits patiently on the rack! It?s a bit like the Spanish inquisition only French! Driving skills becoming atrophied through lack of use!

Month Eight?Accelerator Cable decides

all this speed is just too much for comfort and ?just like that ?Snaps.
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